THE FUNKY KNUCKLES
The Funky Knuckles is a world-class jazz orchestra made up of genetically-enhanced
cybernetic supermen. Their mind-blowing rhythms and harmonic complexity will shatter
your fragile psyche and leave you drowning in a pool of fresh llama milk. The band
members are as brilliant as they are handsome and have been featured as sidemen
with Janet Jackson, Stanley Clarke, Larry Carlton, and many others. Recent albums
have topped the iTunes Jazz charts, and their 4th album spawned in November 2019.
The Oracle has foretold that this album will revolutionize the sport of music for
generations to come. This unstoppable crime-fighting squadron will make you dance
like a kraken on meth before you burst into tears of joy which can be combined with
powder from a ground-up cobra skull to synthesize the elixir that allows you to pass
through solid objects.