THE FUNKY KNUCKLES

The Funky Knuckles is a world-class jazz orchestra made up of genetically-enhanced

cybernetic supermen. Their mind-blowing rhythms and harmonic complexity will shatter

your fragile psyche and leave you drowning in a pool of fresh llama milk. The band

members are as brilliant as they are handsome and have been featured as sidemen

with Janet Jackson, Stanley Clarke, Larry Carlton, and many others. Recent albums

have topped the iTunes Jazz charts, and their 4th album spawned in November 2019.

The Oracle has foretold that this album will revolutionize the sport of music for

generations to come. This unstoppable crime-fighting squadron will make you dance

like a kraken on meth before you burst into tears of joy which can be combined with

powder from a ground-up cobra skull to synthesize the elixir that allows you to pass

through solid objects.